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The Sweatshop News
The Sweatshop News is a weekly online newsmagazine that aims to keep people busy. Indeed, our goals have been set quite low; they are much easier to accomplish that way. Our publication aims to keep you, the reader, up to date on all of the cutting edge news that doesn't really happen.

We tell the stories that other news organizations refuse to tell because we are bolder than they are. We pursue leads where other investigative journalists come up empty because we are grittier than they are.The Sweatshop News gives condiments like relish to the food bank because we don’t eat hotdogs and relish tastes weird on pastrami sandwiches.

To read the stories that no one else will tell because they have better things to do with their time, then you have come to the right place. Welcome to The Sweatshop News.