Friday, October 3
at 5:09 p.m.
today is a red letter day. for the first time in my life, a Tim Horton's Hot Chocolate lid stayed open, locked in place. i had given up the idea that the lid would ever stay open for me. it's a good thing that i don't purchase hot beverages from Tim's very often because if i did, i'd be walking around with a permanent bruise on the end of my nose from being repeatedly hit by the tab thingy.
unfortunately, my joy at being able to drink my hot chocolate unhindered was marred by the uncharacteristically watered down state of said drink. even a Tim's coffee would have tasted better. and no, i am not enjoying this fasting thing.
now, on to other more important things. a special thank you to the guy who's wife is a teacher (and thinks i'm a freak) for pointing out the error of my spelling ways. and you're right - it was quite ironic. my life, it seems, is a series of ironies.
unfortunately, as suggested by AntiMe, it was not done on purpose. but, i did notice it and decided not to change it. that has to count for something right? i have heard of that rule before, but not the part about weigh and neighbour. thank the good Lord for mnemonics like that - they're the reason i've gotten this far. which is not really very far, but you know what i mean.
if i understood what AntiMe was saying, my official status as "cute" is being hindered by my ears. i must speak to my plastic surgeon about this. but really, you're going to have to be more cruel than that if you plan to get a sniffle out of me. let me warn you ahead of time that monkey, Dumbo and Spock references have all passed through these ears of mine. something a little more creative please.
i've also decided to take your advice about swearing. i'm not even going to use phrases like good greif. (i really did it on purpose this time.) instead, from now on, whenever i wish to express my exasperation, i shall say... drum roll please... sweet saramma.
so, Premier is spelt without an "e"? sweet saramma, i can't believe how bad my spelling is.
finally, something funny i read today: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
don't get it? what's 2 in binary? now you get it.
yes, i know i'm such a nerd. but i make it look so good. (sweet saramma, that was arrogant)
digitally yours,
mud
PS: LG, please don't sue me.
unfortunately, my joy at being able to drink my hot chocolate unhindered was marred by the uncharacteristically watered down state of said drink. even a Tim's coffee would have tasted better. and no, i am not enjoying this fasting thing.
now, on to other more important things. a special thank you to the guy who's wife is a teacher (and thinks i'm a freak) for pointing out the error of my spelling ways. and you're right - it was quite ironic. my life, it seems, is a series of ironies.
unfortunately, as suggested by AntiMe, it was not done on purpose. but, i did notice it and decided not to change it. that has to count for something right? i have heard of that rule before, but not the part about weigh and neighbour. thank the good Lord for mnemonics like that - they're the reason i've gotten this far. which is not really very far, but you know what i mean.
if i understood what AntiMe was saying, my official status as "cute" is being hindered by my ears. i must speak to my plastic surgeon about this. but really, you're going to have to be more cruel than that if you plan to get a sniffle out of me. let me warn you ahead of time that monkey, Dumbo and Spock references have all passed through these ears of mine. something a little more creative please.
i've also decided to take your advice about swearing. i'm not even going to use phrases like good greif. (i really did it on purpose this time.) instead, from now on, whenever i wish to express my exasperation, i shall say... drum roll please... sweet saramma.
so, Premier is spelt without an "e"? sweet saramma, i can't believe how bad my spelling is.
finally, something funny i read today: "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
don't get it? what's 2 in binary? now you get it.
yes, i know i'm such a nerd. but i make it look so good. (sweet saramma, that was arrogant)
digitally yours,
mud
PS: LG, please don't sue me.
